Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Beautiful
Pity me because I don’t have a Proctor toaster.
From the Saturday Evening Post, ca. 1944.
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Comment by topspun
March 30, 2008 @ 9:30 am
Just to let you know, “Your toaster doesn’t have a crisper” is Excuse #2788 for “Getting Out of Her Place in the Morning without Leaving a Number,” according to The Guy Handbook. They’re really not supposed to publicize those…(That’s Rule #1 of The Guy Handbook).
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