Since Ken and I split up a few years back, I’ve been living the single life and enjoying my new job as a RCMP. Now some new Canadian suitors have come knocking, so it’s time for you to vote on who would make the best boyfriend. The choices:

1) Captain Canada

Captain Canada

He’s beefy. He’s brawny. And he’s 100% Canadian. But I’m not sure he’s the sharpest knife in the drawer. And he wears a leotard, which is just so 80s.

2) RCMP/Mountie guy

RCMP doll

He’s got a steady job, a smart uniform (without jodphurs), and he can ride a horse. But it’s not good to date people from work, right?

3) Soldier McCrae

He’s the great great grandsomething of John McCrae, who wrote “In Flanders Fields.” He’s tough enough to withstand boot camp. But Barbie is kind of a pacifist.

Soldier

4) No one. Maybe Barbie should just keep on enjoying her life as a single woman. Who needs a plastic man to drag her down?

5) Stephen Harper. I didn’t add this one. Really. I’d never date a Conservative!

6) Gentle Ben.

Gentle ben

He’s a sheep in bear’s clothing. And he’s warm and cuddly. But, he is a bear.

Vote now!!! Barbie will probably do what she wants to do anyhow, but at least you’ll have your chance to put your 2 cents in.

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